Part of Your World at Array Skin Therapy (Little Mermaid Parody)

Part of Your World at Array Skin Therapy (Little Mermaid Parody)


(muffled soft music) (music crescendoing slowly) (footsteps echoing) ♪ Look at this laser ♪ ♪ Isn’t it neat? ♪ ♪ Can you believe we can treat
your hands and your feet? ♪ ♪ And we have a booth with bulbs ♪ ♪ 360 degrees ♪ ♪ Look at these smiles ♪ ♪ This candy pile ♪ ♪ How many wonders can
one office compile? ♪ ♪ Looking around here you’d think ♪ ♪ Sure, we’ve got all you need ♪ ♪ To manage psoriasis or vitiligo ♪ ♪ Eczema or mycosis fungoides ♪ – You got pleva? No problem. ♪ Lichen planus ♪ ♪ Granuloma annulare ♪ ♪ Morphea and more ♪ ♪ We treat most
inflammatory skin disease ♪ ♪ The kind that makes you,
makes you red and itchy ♪ ♪ Or cause white spots or make you ♪ (whispering) How should I say? Scaly. ♪ If topicals are not getting you far ♪ ♪ And your skin problem keeps
you from jumping, dancing ♪ ♪ We’ve got your solution ♪ How do we do it? ♪ Narrow band UVB ♪ ♪ Something so safe ♪ ♪ Something so fun ♪ ♪ Using the most effective
rays from the sun ♪ ♪ Let’s get your skin your clear ♪ ♪ Starting right now, right here ♪ ♪ At Array Skin Therapy. ♪ ♪ What would you give ♪ ♪ If you could live ♪ ♪ Without those rashes ♪ ♪ What would you pay ♪ ♪ To spend a day ♪ ♪ Without scratching yourself raw ♪ ♪ Here at Array ♪ ♪ We found a way ♪ ♪ To give you confidence and comfort ♪ ♪ Without all the steroids ♪ ♪ That you’d like to avoid ♪ ♪ No systemic effects ♪ ♪ We’re ready to tell
you all that we know ♪ ♪ Ask us your questions
and get some answers ♪ ♪ How often should we
come to see results? ♪ ♪ Two to three times a week ♪ ♪ Now it’s your turn ♪ ♪ Wouldn’t you love ♪ ♪ Love to see clear skin
no one could judge ♪ ♪ Be finally free ♪ ♪ Come and see me ♪ ♪ At Array Skin Therapy ♪ (keyboard clacking loudly)

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